Social Quotient Test

"Boss~ One more bottle of Soju here!!" (Loudly)

Try telepathy with the boss, then go get it yourself

What if there is no call bell at the restaurant?

"Hey!!! John!!!!" Sprint and smack the back of their head

Recalculate route. Flee to a nearby convenience store in 0.1s

Spotting an acquaintance from afar on the street!

Finish profiling them in 5 minutes and guess their MBTI

Deeply ponder the principles of water purifier filters

You end up sharing a table with strangers

"Yes... I... I love you" (Tongue twisted, intense self-loathing)

When the delivery driver says "Enjoy your meal!"

"Why is everyone so serious~ Let's drink!" *Drops a joke*

Quietly mark as 'Read later' and turn on airplane mode

When an awkward silence suddenly hits the group chat?

"Heh, my insane presence strikes again..." (Enjoys it)

Resolve to wear only achromatic colors from tomorrow, feeling intimidated

If someone says your outfit is too flashy today?

"I'm sending one off today" (Already geared up)

"Ah... I should have given my excuse with the wedding money..." (Planning how to go home)

The after-party for a friend's wedding is at a 'Hunting Pocha'

"Director, this isn't right? Please fix it."

"Wow... It's so pretty!" (Pays while holding back tears)

If you get a haircut you hate at the salon?

Heart drops. Watch it ring until it stops, then text them later

"Oh! Hey Manager! Fancy meeting you here!" Start a conversation

Hold your breath. Become a silent assassin until they leave

"Was I kind of sexy today?" Falls asleep with a satisfied smile

Kicking the blankets, regretting "Why did I say that" for 5 hours

Before bed, recalling what you said today?

Execution day (Start feeling drained from the day before)

Social Intelligence(SQ) Test: Insider vs. Outsider